I'm really at a lose for words. Apparently unicorn meat was seen as a serious competitor for bacon. Maybe a bacon only diet will compromise your mental faculties?
http://www.dailyfinance.com/story/c...her-white-meat-insists-the-national/19524781/
http://www.dailyfinance.com/story/c...her-white-meat-insists-the-national/19524781/