THE OFFICIAL RIDDLE THREAD!!!!

[Deep Blue Sea]

sell them to the market and buy 4 cheaper fish

 

[dpk2313]

Very nice.
Another:
Two fathers and two sons went fishing one day. They were there the whole day and only caught 3 fish. One father said, that is enough for all of us, we will have one each.

How is that possible?

grandfather/father-father/son-son/grandson




2 men died in a cabin high in the mountains along with 40 other people tho these people had never been in the cabin, none of them ever spent time on the mountain alive
how did they die?

 

[Citrinellus]

grandfather/father-father/son-son/grandson




2 men died in a cabin high in the mountains along with 40 other people tho these people had never been in the cabin, none of them ever spent time on the mountain alive
how did they die?

Plane crash? 2 pilots and 40 passengers?

 

[dpk2313]

Plane crash? 2 pilots and 40 passengers?

yep

 

[Citrinellus]

There was a man one night. He started to run straight forward. Then he turned left. Soon after, he turned left again. Then he started running toward home. When he got home there were 2 masked men waiting for him. Who were they?

A large truck is crossing a bridge 1 mile long. The bridge can only hold 14000 lbs, which is the exact weight of the truck. The truck makes it half way across the bridge and stops. A bird lands on the truck. Does the bridge collapse? Give a reason.

 

[Delhezi222]

There was a man one night. He started to run straight forward. Then he turned left. Soon after, he turned left again. Then he started running toward home. When he got home there were 2 masked men waiting for him. Who were they?

A large truck is crossing a bridge 1 mile long. The bridge can only hold 14000 lbs, which is the exact weight of the truck. The truck makes it half way across the bridge and stops. A bird lands on the truck. Does the bridge collapse? Give a reason.

First one: An umpire and a catcher. Baseball coach told us that one last year.
Had to look up the second one, I'll let somebody else do that one.

 

[dpk2313]

There was a man one night. He started to run straight forward. Then he turned left. Soon after, he turned left again. Then he started running toward home. When he got home there were 2 masked men waiting for him. Who were they?

A large truck is crossing a bridge 1 mile long. The bridge can only hold 14000 lbs, which is the exact weight of the truck. The truck makes it half way across the bridge and stops. A bird lands on the truck. Does the bridge collapse? Give a reason.

no never said when or where the truck was when the bird landed on it ?

 

[Delhezi222]

I didn't post it, but that's not the answer to the second one.

 

[Deep Blue Sea]

no becuz the truck lost weight from the gas right?

 

[L!$A]

A large truck is crossing a bridge 1 mile long. The bridge can only hold 14000 lbs, which is the exact weight of the truck. The truck makes it half way across the bridge and stops. A bird lands on the truck. Does the bridge collapse? Give a reason.

No because the truck stopped half way.. meaning only 7000lbs are on the bridge + the weight of the bird

This ones pretty easy:
What has a mouth but can't chew?