The Random Thread

[BIGgourami]

is that a Bantu tribesman?

 

[missyme06]

when you go to google and type in "Random", thats one of the first images that comes up.

 

[CHOMPERS]

Look close, its not what you think it is.

Looks like the Birthday Girl got her sweaty screaming birthday sex.

 

[CHOMPERS]

I wonder how many people would know how to spell bologna if it wasn't for the oscar meyer song?

My bologna has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R.
My bologna has a second name, it's M-E-Y-E-R
I love to eat it every day, and that is why I say
Oscar Meyer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A.

 

[Aquatic Dreams]

How can blind people tell they're done wiping?

Finish wiping table:
When their hand falls off the end & they smash their face on the table.

Finish wiping their arse:
When the toilet paper stops stinking like S**T

Cheers
Aquatic Dreams™

P.S
I saw a goat that looked like a pig.. (is that random enough?)

 

[Nova 8]

whats heavier a lb of feathers or a lb of rocks

Id rather move a lb of rocks thats for sure.

 

[MrRngr94]

Actually they both weigh a pound. There's just a whole lot more feathers than there are rocks

 

[Nova 8]

Actually they both weigh a pound. There's just a whole lot more feathers than there are rocks

Thats my point

 

[MrRngr94]

Well why would you rather move rocks than feathers? What'd they ever do to you? As long as they're in a box or wheel barrow it's all gravy, right?

 

[Nova 8]

A pound of rock isn't even that much it like a handful orso, and why would I move them, cause the wind blew away the feathers