The Random Thread

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During Spring Break
Friend 1 says: yo bro I m having so much fun, look at these beautiful ladies, yesterday at the bar I met this girl name jessie and Im taking her out tonight. So from now on call me Mr. Bee
Friend 2: Why Mr. Bee?
Friend 1 : Cause I can't keep 'em honeys off me! I gotta go :screwy: :screwy:
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After Spring break
Friend 2: Excuse me doctor, is my friend going to be able to walk again?
Doctor: Only time can tell, I m really sorry.:(
Friend 2 walks in the room, approaches his friend and says:
Ma bad dude... I forgot to tell you before you left, that Jessie can also be a guys name.:eek: :eek: :irked: :irked:


PS: Moral of the story.......Drink responsably and have a nice Spring Break!:)
 
one night, i was lying in bed looking at the stars and :confused:also wondering where my roof is.:confused:
 
Don't know but HIS next boyfriend will be a giant hairy guy named Crusher.

Back to random thoughts....

My girlfriend said I need to be more affectionate. Now I have two girlfriends.
 
Aquatic Dreams;730532; said:
its hot here today. 28degress... gotta love the heat..

Cheers
Aquatic Dreams™
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Its cool here today, windy and overcast. 28*C, Im miss the heat.
 
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