I've been keeping fish for 20 years is very very commonly used! I could probably say it and the people would believe me! I'm only 14 so its not possible for 20 years. But, people try to show off their "advanced experience" and half the time their is no "advanced experience." No point in people saying this time after time again and no one giving a single crap about it.
I'M ANDREW AND I'M A FISHAHOLIC
-Andrew