Plus, I'm not here anymore to make inappropriate comments and bate people.
Just stopping in to see how my sweet peace of fish meat is doin'. How you doin Fishmamma? You miss me? You miss this beautiful face and these greased up hams?
Sorry I've been MIA. I've recently fallen into prostitution and it's taken up alot of my time. So far I've only made $5 and a PizzaHut coupon, but these things take time I guess.
What have you been up to (aside from crying yourself to sleep every night at the very thought of my brilliant bacon bazookas)?
^ from experience no....you just gotta tell the johns that only one head has eyes and keep 2 paper bags in the trunk. i'm sure everyone knows the punchline