Thoughts on Fancy Goldfish

[SumoNinja]

I kinda wanna see that one that looks like it swallowed a golf ball swim....but it's just gonna be goldfish are fantastic or blame owner for making it unhealthy lol


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that one? you're gonna have to be more specific, they all look like they swallowed a golf ball



they're so fat I have a weird urge to spear gun them to see if they bleed chocolate syrup

 

[Redearsunfish]

on a moral standpoint though...theres a reason nature culls things like these...so we don't have to see them...then imagine them crawling up through our shower drains trying to eat our faces in the most hellish of nightmares...then we laugh because it wouldn't fit through the plumbing...

I wish. I would have access to free fancy goldfish. nature culls, but as a fancy goldfish breeder we save...

 

[Redearsunfish]

that one? you're gonna have to be more specific, they all look like they swallowed a golf ball



they're so fat I have a weird urge to spear gun them to see if they bleed chocolate syrup

I can confirm they do not bleed chocolate syrup. They are fantastic sweet fish though. I recommend them highly.

 

[Redearsunfish]

Thanks for keeping this thread top of the charts!

I hope more people are exposed to the grace and beauty of Fancy Goldfish!

 

[SumoNinja]

on a moral standpoint though...theres a reason nature culls things like these...so we don't have to see them...then imagine them crawling up through our shower drains trying to eat our faces in the most hellish of nightmares...then we laugh because it wouldn't fit through the plumbing...

if they should ever evolve to be super intelligent we will see an army of them, like Krang from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and enslave us to do their bidding

shredder's reaction is similar to mine when I first saw them

 

[Redearsunfish]

if they should ever evolve to be super intelligent we will see an army of them, like Krang from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and enslave us to do their bidding


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Now that would be cool.

 

[predatorkeeper87]

Now that would be cool.

what part of krang being real is cool? None. that's which part.

 

[Redearsunfish]

what part of krang being real is cool? None. that's which part.

Are you kidding??

 

[predatorkeeper87]

Are you kidding??

I don't kid about Krang...look at that thing! You'd never seen a 200 pound dude jog to Ireland from PA so fast in your life if I saw that.

 

[Redearsunfish]

if they should ever evolve to be super intelligent we will see an army of them, like Krang from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and enslave us to do their bidding

shredder's reaction is similar to mine when I first saw them


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This is literally the coolest creature i've seen. As an action figure collector, let me at him. Love it.