To My Darling Husband

[armac]

This cant be real! Jorge Bush musta done it. Look the scooter isnt even knocked over. Like at the pentagon where da 'plane' hit there was a book on a desk not burnded up.

Where are our three conspiracy guys? I am sure Bush did this and they can explain it all to us...............

 

[Death Pony]

I would kill whoever did that if I owned that Ferrari, very very slowly!

 

[frnchjeep]

I would kill whoever did that if I owned that Ferrari, very very slowly!

It looks like the ferrari is the intruder. Look at the dent on the right rear of the truck. I bet the ferrari came in at a hundred and wedged itself under the truck, twisting it sideways in the process. Also, the truck wouldnt get over the top of the car and down the other side without ripping the roof of the garage up and/or smashing in the roof of the truck.

 

[frnchjeep]

Quick related derail.

I had been living with my fiance for about 4 months when my stepsister called and left a message on my answering machine one day. The two had never met and even though my fiance knew I had 3 sisters, apparently she thought that a girl saying Love Ya Bub on the answering machine was some girl I was messing with on the side. Needless to say she decided that she needed to take swift action. She proceeded to dump a gallon of bleach in 75 and killed my entire colony of Psuedotropehus Demasonis. As if that wasnt enough she proceeded to spray windex into both of my crown tail betta bowls. She later told me she would have used Bleach, but she had used it all on the 75. Then proceeded to throw the betta bowls out the window and onto the concrete slab behind our town house. Along with my clothes, books, pretty much everything I owned. Needless to say she felt like crap and I transfered colleges.

Now there is a new slab, right next to the old one, that was poured in the middle of the night?

 

[Death Pony]

It looks like the ferrari is the intruder. Look at the dent on the right rear of the truck. I bet the ferrari came in at a hundred and wedged itself under the truck, twisting it sideways in the process. Also, the truck wouldnt get over the top of the car and down the other side without ripping the roof of the garage up and/or smashing in the roof of the truck.

I see what you're saying. It still makes me die a little on the inside.

 

[cichlaguapote]

I am sure Bush did this and they can explain it all to us...............

Maybe it was george himself.. he was on his way home, just snorted some coke, had a couple brewskys and looking at his old C grade report cards while driving..

 

[frnchjeep]

It still makes me die a little on the inside.

Oh yeah, I hear that!

 

[armac]

Maybe it was george himself.. he was on his way home, just snorted some coke, had a couple brewskys and looking at his old C grade report cards while driving..

And he made it all the way to President, what's on your resume?

 

[cichlaguapote]

And he made it all the way to President, what's on your resume?

Apparently not a famous name, enough money, and deep enough pockets for even more money to be stuffed...

Nor a DUI, nor draft dodging, nor hiring incompetant friends to do important jobs..

Perhaps all that combined and adding in being a dyslexic tool with a small vocabulary would get me there though..