Hahah no but definitely lit some farts on fire with a lighter! Essentially releasing methane gas build up
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Hahah no but definitely lit some farts on fire with a lighter! Essentially releasing methane gas build up
Lol, that's where I was heading with that...only realized after I posted that the picture of the needle was sort of complicating things...
Good on you, Niki! Back in the day, a girl who would try new things...like lighting farts...was highly sought-after by troglodytes like me...
My wife refuses to even admit that she ever farts. Occasionally, when I come to bed later than she did, she'll be sound asleep. As I slip into bed, she will invariably shift position a bit...and occasionally a faint little fart can be heard and then smelled. I, being a gentleman, normally shake her awake when this occurs and gleefully point out "See!? SEE?? Smell that? That was YOU!!!!"
I do this only to provide evidence that allows her to expand her knowledge of herself and therefore of the Human Condition.
It never goes well...
Consider yourself very lucky then. My wife farts like a bison that can be heard, and smelled, next door, lol.
Hahaha never did it around the boys but definitely had some fun with my cousins doing this! And of course we’d get in trouble by our parents when we had to explain things like missing lighters and arm hairLol, that's where I was heading with that...only realized after I posted that the picture of the needle was sort of complicating things...
Good on you, Niki! Back in the day, a girl who would try new things...like lighting farts...was highly sought-after by troglodytes like me...
My wife refuses to even admit that she ever farts. Occasionally, when I come to bed later than she did, she'll be sound asleep. As I slip into bed, she will invariably shift position a bit...and occasionally a faint little fart can be heard and then smelled. I, being a gentleman, normally shake her awake when this occurs and gleefully point out "See!? SEE?? Smell that? That was YOU!!!!"
I do this only to provide evidence that allows her to expand her knowledge of herself and therefore of the Human Condition.
It never goes well...
my bf wishes I were more like your wife! He has even taught our dog shame, when she farts and if it stinks if you comment the dog will walk away with her head hung down. Poor puppy never knew it was shameful until the bf said so lol
aweee your poor wife, I’m surprised your marriage lasted long after the first awakening lol next time just record a video and show her in the morning, nothing beats video evidence.
Lol, my wife is Catholic, and went to a Catholic school where much of the fun was beaten out of her by militant killer nuns.
I always tell her that she is so tight-***ed that even when asleep, she rarely loosens up enough for her farts to be audible in the normal human range...most of the time only dogs can hear them...
Personally, mine are usually more in the seismic range...felt as a concussive force rather than actually heard...
Well you know what they say about farts that you can't hear, lol. I suppose she blames the poor dog for the awful smell!
