TV show On Fishkeeping needed

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ChickenTeeth

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Why is there not a TV show devoted to just Fishkeeping? I would watch. Surely there are enough topics to discuss.
They could have segments:
Meet the FisH Nut who keeps fish in his underwear drawer!
Highlight Fishkeeping news stories, FishKeeper robs bank to buy rare fish!
Meet the Breeder of the Giant 15lb Guppy!
Tech. tips, How to plumb your centralized fish room into your neighbour's mains!
How to splice into the city's power lines and save on your Hydro bill!
Gourmet section, cooking for your fish, Cooking Your Fish...Pleco salad!
Equipment tips, .... :WHOA: :WHOA: :WHOA:
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If they can put Poker and golf on TV they certainly can put fish on TV!
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Do You MFK'ers agree. Lets start a petition to show producers that a Fishkeeping program is viable and profitable for them for sponsers and mostly US!!!
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Coming soon to a cable near ''the fishkeeping channel''Hey if they can have an all golf channel why not -Anne
 
Yah. Hey anne u could be the host of "Bichir Corner" :D I would really watch. Like Chickenteeth said they have enough topics. have a DIY show. show how to build a plywood tank or stand. Get speacialists to talk about certain fish. have a show to help people with breeding. Have a show that takes a look at one fish a show. see how it acts in the wild and in home aquarium.
 
that would be totaly asome i would pay to see that
 
Hah, yeah, why does golf deserve its own channel and not fishkeeping. :screwy:
 
thefishofdoom said:
that would be totaly asome i would pay to see that

Sponsered by national geographic for ALL the fish lovers in all corners of the world!! Diferent place every episode!! :headbang2 :headbang2 :D
 
Produced by Chickenteeth on THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL...sponsored in part by private donations from MFK'ers and Hagen...Watch Chickenteeth, the Host of our show, travel the world in search of stories that intrigue both the Amateaur and Professional Fishkeeper! Every country will be explored, except Texas, where Chickenteeth is wanted for Transporting a Minor!!!
In celebrity corner ChickenTeeth visits POrnO star Heidi TiTs personal fishroom. Co-star, Sports Illustrated, Cindy CrawlDAD strips down in the "buff" to show viewers the correct way to suck a Python to creat sucktion in the water.! And of course in our TecH Corner, is our own Token Minority,Adult Sex worker, CRYSTAL. She brings with her, dirty TRICKs of the trade. Barter for sex! What every JoHN should know about pre-ejaculating overflow filters. Treating genital warts with UV steralizers followed by a deep muscle Fakaha puffer body rub!!!

Wow this show has everything, Humor, SEX and everything FisH!!!

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boredcpl said:
at least have it be a pet show.. like dogs cats fish and all common home pets.
They already have at least a 1/2 dozen shows for cats and dogs.
 
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