Twelve amusing excuses for being late to work

[lunk71]

"she said they were 36 DD , and i was up late measuring "

 

[Pfisherman]

I hate spider webs

 

[nubz]

my neighbors cat got lost three days ago... i had to clean out my aro pond.... for some reason my aro has been constipated for a few days and now there was all this hair in the filter. couildnt leave it there.

 

[CichlaRyan]

I was always famous for , "I had to drop a deuce the size of a small child."

hahahrhahrhahrhahrhahrharhahrh ahrharh ahrh ahrh ahr hahahaha hahahaha lol !!!!

 

[krazy4country]

lol these are hilarious

 

[chloe]

lol brilliant.

i used to work in the shop next door to my house lol
i tried the, my train was late, but strangely enough they didnt believe me lol.
was a joke anyway.

 

[navygirl76]

heck at my job i think theyre just thrilled if everyone shows up.. ppl call in sick all the time lol