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RyanS;781198; said:
Why did the spider cross the road?














To get to his website.

HAHAHAHAHAH AHAHHA HAHA HA HAHHA HAHHAHA


I'm leaving now, sorry.
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I don't get it?

And....

What present do you get a dead baby?

A dead puppy

How did the dead baby cross the road?

Stapled to the chicken


Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony stuck a feather in her hat and called it 'hgfkhjjcvbc'
 
ZOO YORK 207;781210; said:
I don't get it?

And....

What present do you get a dead baby?

A dead puppy

How did the dead baby cross the road?

Stapled to the chicken


Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony stuck a feather in her hat and called it 'hgfkhjjcvbc'
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:screwy:

:ROFL:

A wise Native American Cherokee Indian man was having a talk with his only child. The child asks with bewilderment," Father, how my name come about?"
The man answers:
"Well, in our heritage, what ever happens night during conception or night make love we must select fitting name. Example: if thunderstorm, we call you Rolling Thunder. If buffalo run, Running Buffalo. If stars are out we call you Brilliant Star. Do you understand Broken Rubber?"
;)
 
a man at a bar starts a bet to see who has the biggest *ANATOMY* the first man goes, "wa-bam! beat that."
the second man goes "Hazaa! top that!"
the third man goes "phh, wimps." and puts his on the table.

a *** man comes in and walks up to the bar.
the bartenders asks him, "what can i get ya?"
"oh! i'll have the buffet!"
 
Oldie but goodie////

A bull and his young son are sitting on a hilltop, overlooking a sea of cows. The young son looks up to his father and say's "Dad...let's RUN down there and **** one of those cows!"
His father looks down and say's "Son...let's WALK down there and **** em' all." :D
 
toehead11183;782473; said:
i collect handblown tequila bottles
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I can never seem to find mine when I am done with em' :ROFL:
 
Today, the world was stunned by the news of the death of the Energizer Bunny. He was six years old. Authorities believe that the death occurred approximately 8:42 last evening.

Best known as the irritating pink bunny that kept going, and going, and going, "Pinkie", as he was known to his friends and family, was alone at the time of his death.

An emergency autopsy was performed early this morning. Chief Medical Examiner, Dura Cell, concluded that the cause of death was acute cardiac arrest induced by sexual over-stimulation.

Apparently, someone had put the bunny's batteries in backwards and he kept coming, and coming, and coming...






























APRIL FOOLS!
 
From today's City newspaper....

.....the recent killings have escalated in the city of San Antonio recently. Police found what was reported as 3 separate vehicles with bodies in their trunks today under bridges in what appears to be a triangulated pattern. A SAPD spokesperson went on record today stating "There is no evidence of a struggle or external markings on the people. However, they appeared to have a mouth full of oat bran and a banana shoved in their rectums..........we suspect a cereal killer."













April fools!!!:D
 
I was traveling downtown earlier this morning, and an ambulance was blarring up behind me. I slowed and pulled over, and as the ambulance swerved to avoid me, the rear door opened and an icechest tumbled out. I flashed my headlights but they kept going! I grabbed the cooler and was going to chase the ambulance down...but it was gone. Could be a heart? Or a liver? So I decided to open it and see. There before me was a plastic baggy with a human toe in it! I didn't know what to do. So I called a toe truck.




I was at the gas station earlier. Some car squeels to a halt in the parking space next to me. A man gets out and hurriedly runs in the store. I notice there is a carseat and a baby in the back seat. What a jerk leaving the baby by itself. He pays for his case of beer...runs back to the car and opens the door where the baby is. He slams the case of beer into the baby!!!! It was ok though....it was light beer.
 
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