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:22_yikes: :hitting: I just (2 minutes ago) pulled a tray of biscuits out of the oven. On nne side of the tray I found a twisted mess of wire and melted plastic, m y last set of glasses. So dumb, make me feel better by telling me the dumb things YOU have done. Dammit last set! :lol:
 
umm

when i was in 4th grade i was running from a teacher and ran into a street pole and knocked my slef out

i got more but after i see some other ill post

btw your a moron :P
 
yup
 
rayman45 said:
umm

when i was in 4th grade i was running from a teacher and ran into a street pole and knocked my slef out

i got more but after i see some other ill post

btw your a moron :P
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My little sister-in-law called this morning on how to get skunk scent off. She heard her dog come in thru pet door. It knocked over food bag so she got up to feed it, it nipped her ankle and when she lookedit was not her dog, She threw a scoop of food at it including food. Skunk sprayed and ran. Dog was hiding. Smart dog.
 
lol
 
redtailfool said:
Smart Thread here... :)
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Way to many dumb stories, example(getting stopped by polizie in Hamburg[ many, many years ago] and saying I don't know why I am here but I haven't been smoking hash. They did not believe me. Come on people! share your dumb days!
 
I just spent several minutes looking for my glasses, I'm not even blond!
 
the best i got for ya is last year when i was in nevada. now im a southern boy but i'm a florida southern boy. we have a very very slight southern accent but we still use southern slang. I learned though, that certain words in the english language when put together give you a heavy southern accent. so heres the story.
my wife and i were at he end of our trip and went to a krispy kream for breakfast, she loves that place. we desided to buy some headphones because the ones they sold on the plane were cheesy. we agreed that a walmart would be the best place for this. so i walk up to the cashier and asked him with a straight face.....

"Ya'll gat a wal-mart round ear?"

he smirked and i could tell he was thinking "dumb redneck"

try saying it " ya'll got a wal-mart round here" yah can't say those words together with out a heavy drawl!
 
when i was little i kept throwing rocks straight up in the air. i didnt move one time smack right on top my fing head. yup thats got to be whats wrong with me
 
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