Ultradum

[Jesse]

A few months ago, I cemented a PVC plug into a bulkhead that I was going to use to plug a hole in the side of my sump. I allowed the PVC cement to dry overnight. The next day, I realized that the PVC plug blocked the bulkhead threads so I couldn't take the bulkhead apart and install it.

 

[guppy]

Alcohol and arrows, alcohol and guns, I once loaded a smoothbore musket with a roll of dimes. One broke my truck window behind me.

 

[iheartfishies]

Angela and alcohol where hanging out at the club.
Angela decides that it's a good idea to go up and dance on stage.
Then she decides it's a great idea to try dancing on a pole.
She leans back and falls OFF the stage onto people.
Then she attempts to appologize to an exremely ugly guy she made spill his drink.
Then randomly throws her self on him and ............
Angela doesn't even remember this, she just hears about it.

 

[rayman45]

wow this angela is a fun one

 

[buddah101]

I have a good one....
When I was a younger lad I thought it would be fun to tie a brick on the end of a piece of clothsline and swing it around wel.....While I was going around a 6x6 porch roof support got in the way and short changed me. The brick smacked me in the head! I never even saw it coming! Yup, ER trip involved....Don't say it....LOL

 

[Vitaliy]

OH!

When I was young, I was playing tag with this girl.. and as I am running away from her I look back and as I look back I run straight into a stree and end up with a black eye. Next day I am running outside from my building and run in straight into half opened door and get another black eye. So I had a moment with two black eyes there.

Again when I was young I was playing with my friend and we kind of started throwing rocks at each other... the whole thing ended with me getting hit in the head with a brick and going to the emergency room.

I was playing with those action figures in the kitchen one day, and I was doing it in a "realistic" way.. so my little guy was "running" and had to jump from the fridge to the counter... since that was unrealistic and there was a power-plug in between.. I went got a screwdriver and shoved it in the powerplug... got the buzz of my life.

Another one when I was younger, I found my dad's Pepper Spray thing.. so I kind of stole it and ran outside with a friend of mine. So I am standing there going.. well lets try this out. So as I sprayed it the wind blew ourway and you end up with two kids rolling on the ground screaming I am blind and it burns.

This was just few months ago, I went to a friends birthday party and all close friends who feel comfortable with eachother... well all of us just got HAMMERED. Some girl called me on the dance floor and as I started dancing I just started throwing up alover everything and everyone. Few minutes later I went to pee in the corner.. next to the bouncer. Was a good night.

Ill post more when I think of some more...

 

[iheartfishies]

OH!

When I was young, I was playing tag with this girl.. and as I am running away from her I look back and as I look back I run straight into a stree and end up with a black eye. Next day I am running outside from my building and run in straight into half opened door and get another black eye. So I had a moment with two black eyes there.

Again when I was young I was playing with my friend and we kind of started throwing rocks at each other... the whole thing ended with me getting hit in the head with a brick and going to the emergency room.

I was playing with those action figures in the kitchen one day, and I was doing it in a "realistic" way.. so my little guy was "running" and had to jump from the fridge to the counter... since that was unrealistic and there was a power-plug in between.. I went got a screwdriver and shoved it in the powerplug... got the buzz of my life.

Another one when I was younger, I found my dad's Pepper Spray thing.. so I kind of stole it and ran outside with a friend of mine. So I am standing there going.. well lets try this out. So as I sprayed it the wind blew ourway and you end up with two kids rolling on the ground screaming I am blind and it burns.

This was just few months ago, I went to a friends birthday party and all close friends who feel comfortable with eachother... well all of us just got HAMMERED. Some girl called me on the dance floor and as I started dancing I just started throwing up alover everything and everyone. Few minutes later I went to pee in the corner.. next to the bouncer. Was a good night.

Ill post more when I think of some more...

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

You never changed.

 

[phene4grene420]

when i was younger, probably 14 or 15 i was a fan of model rockets, the ESTES ones you buy at walmart. well i had launched my rocket one day, it crash landed, so here i was stuck with a package of engines and no rocket. so me being the brilliant kid that i was, decided to lay one inside of a clothesline pole, shaped like a T. i hooked up the wires and pressed the button to detonate, it launched out of the clothesline pole, straight into a tree, flew back, and smacked me in the side of the head....luckily i had my hoodie up or i would have burnt my hair, because the hoodie had a nice burn mark in it.

here's another, it's not really a dumb move on my part, more like survival....
i went to a Hill's department store one day, shopped around for a bit, and suddenly felt the urge to poop. so i start walking to the bathroom, and realize that i :22_yikes: really really have to go . so as soon as i get to the bathroom, i grab one of the paper seat covers, and sit down. i take care of my business, go to grab some TP, and THERE IS NONE so what did i do? i pulled off my shoes and took my socks off, wiping my bunghole with them. just for spite i let them sit on top of the garbage can, not IN the garbage can, but ON TOP OF the garbage can......poop side up that will teach them bastards to hire better janitors.

 

[Ph0etus]

here's another, it's not really a dumb move on my part, more like survival....
i went to a Hill's department store one day, shopped around for a bit, and suddenly felt the urge to poop. so i start walking to the bathroom, and realize that i :22_yikes: really really have to go . so as soon as i get to the bathroom, i grab one of the paper seat covers, and sit down. i take care of my business, go to grab some TP, and THERE IS NONE so what did i do? i pulled off my shoes and took my socks off, wiping my bunghole with them. just for spite i let them sit on top of the garbage can, not IN the garbage can, but ON TOP OF the garbage can......poop side up that will teach them bastards to hire better janitors.

:rofl:

 

[Josh]

when i was younger, probably 14 or 15 i was a fan of model rockets, the ESTES ones you buy at walmart. well i had launched my rocket one day, it crash landed, so here i was stuck with a package of engines and no rocket. so me being the brilliant kid that i was, decided to lay one inside of a clothesline pole, shaped like a T. i hooked up the wires and pressed the button to detonate, it launched out of the clothesline pole, straight into a tree, flew back, and smacked me in the side of the head....luckily i had my hoodie up or i would have burnt my hair, because the hoodie had a nice burn mark in it.

here's another, it's not really a dumb move on my part, more like survival....
i went to a Hill's department store one day, shopped around for a bit, and suddenly felt the urge to poop. so i start walking to the bathroom, and realize that i :22_yikes: really really have to go . so as soon as i get to the bathroom, i grab one of the paper seat covers, and sit down. i take care of my business, go to grab some TP, and THERE IS NONE so what did i do? i pulled off my shoes and took my socks off, wiping my bunghole with them. just for spite i let them sit on top of the garbage can, not IN the garbage can, but ON TOP OF the garbage can......poop side up that will teach them bastards to hire better janitors.

You're an ass, I just busted out laughing in the middle of my psych 226 class.