Universal truths

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yeah i can't speak for all the hard core cyclists but i like to ride my bike and i assume that no car sees me and try to stay out of the way . then again , in my neighborhood , riding a bike is a semi-suicidal gesture .
 
How about these truths? Is it Universal enough for the list?

A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'

'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!'


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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.

The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'


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A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'


He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor!'

 
GudEnuf;4119784; said:
How about these truths? Is it Universal enough for the list?

A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'

'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!'

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---

Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.

The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'

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A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'

He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor!'
good ones:D
 
drgnfrc13;4115983; said:
21. Sometimes, I ' ll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it.
Yeah, I finally understood the plot of The Lion King after I watched it for probably the 10th time a few months ago.
Ahh, yes. The true sign you are no longer a toddler: when you understand The Lion King.
 
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