How did I make it on here twice? Haha too good.
Someone has to do JK47. Stocky white guy with tattoos, short brown hair with goatee, drinking a keystone light and aiming a lazer sighted pistol at the neighborhood kids who are wearing red skinny jeans that ring his doorbell in the middle of the might... In front of an epic 300 gallon SA cichlid tank! Maybe screaming about how he hates hybrids.
In case you couldn't tell, you probably don't want to try to steal anything from him either. The above description is not dissimilar to real life events.