Various degrees of fishkeeping...

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arherp

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This is going to be a novel,, but anyways..

Throughout our fish-keeping lives we have seen many, many different people involved in the hobby, that keep their fish in many different ways. I am going to outline these ways, and feel free to comment or add onto them.


#1 - Rich Newbie -

Goes into the petshop, says he wants fish and gets whatever the LFS Worker says he should. He leaves with a 55 gallon, UGF, gravel, 2 filters, an internal filter, 100.00 worth of plants, the most costly lights they sell, and anything else reccomended. He goes home, sets it up, (most of it not neccessary), and goes to get his fish. He either gets a dozen pacus (right off the bat), 6 danios (to cycle), or 12 tiger barbs, 20 neons, a CAE, and whatever else. Success is variable, but dead fish are just replaced.


#2 - The researcher -

Goes to to the petshop, gets his 20 gallon, as he read it is easier to maintain, UGF, Gravel, 2 plants, 4 danios, a heater, an external filter, a top, lights, etc. Six weeks later he purchases his community. He is succesful, and later buys a 75gallon and 2 oscars. (MONSTER)



#3 - The 30 year know-it-all -


Walks in to the LFS like he is ten feet tall. Asks for a fish in a disturbingly mis-pronounced latin name, and mis-interprets your look of "WTF??..." as you don't know half of what he does. He goes on to say the common name, how many years he has kept them, and points their location in the store out to you. He buys them with the aquarium, and brings the dead bodies back the next day in a zip loc bag. He says you caught them wrong, and he wants new ones. It goes on....



#4 - The sustainer -


He buys a gallon critter keeper and some gravel. He says what can live in here. You say nothing. He says I'll take six tiger barbs and a bicher. You say "not for that cage". He leaves and comes back the next week. The other store sold him some and he wants to know why they died....



#5 - The family -

A school of people, a mom, dad, and four kids come in. They say they have a ten gallon. The parents say "ooh, I like this one. Is this one good? will it go with.....yada yada yada." The kids are sporatically darting through the store, saying "I want that one, no that one, that one, not that one!, that one! They end up leaving with an albino oscar, 2 tiger barbs, a betta, some blackskirt tetras, etc. You can guess where that one goes...


#6 - The MONSTER -

He walks in, and gets a jardini arrowana, to put in his well established 265 gallon. Next week he will be in to pickup the rescue Pangasius cats...




I don't know about you all, but I know which one I would want to be....



I am sure I forgot quite a few variations, that's what you all are for!
 
Haha, excellent observations. After working in a pet store, I'm currently picturing specific individuals for each of these.:ROFL:
#1-Kid comes in, says he has a 75. Starts picking out hundreds of dollars of SW fish. I start bagging them. I figure if this dude's dropping this kind of money, he put some thought into it right? "So what kind of filtration do you have?"...blank stare. Ok, I was wrong...back to square one "Does the tank have water in it?" Nope "Do you have salt?" Nope. At this point, I start floating the fish so they can be put back into their tanks. I send him home with a filter, some sand, and salt....:screwy:

#3-(Probably 40-50, but close enough ;) ) Walks up to me, "Do you have any Botia [??????????]....I stare back blankly while I try to think of what scientific name that kind of sounded like and lead him to where some of the various Botia sp. are. He chuckles and looks smugly at me appologizes for throwing me (clearly due to my ignorance, not his) and then says "Yoyos?" and I show him where they are.
 
I'd be The Monster but I dont have a 265 yet.
 
andyjs;2726775; said:
Haha, excellent observations. After working in a pet store, I'm currently picturing specific individuals for each of these.:ROFL:
#1-Kid comes in, says he has a 75. Starts picking out hundreds of dollars of SW fish. I start bagging them. I figure if this dude's dropping this kind of money, he put some thought into it right? "So what kind of filtration do you have?"...blank stare. Ok, I was wrong...back to square one "Does the tank have water in it?" Nope "Do you have salt?" Nope. At this point, I start floating the fish so they can be put back into their tanks. I send him home with a filter, some sand, and salt....:screwy:

#3-(Probably 40-50, but close enough ;) ) Walks up to me, "Do you have any Botia [??????????]....I stare back blankly while I try to think of what scientific name that kind of sounded like and lead him to where some of the various Botia sp. are. He chuckles and looks smugly at me appologizes for throwing me (clearly due to my ignorance, not his) and then says "Yoyos?" and I show him where they are.

Haha, those are good ones. I love it when they use words they don't know.

Not to get off track, but there was a woman like that on american idol. She had broken singing down into all these body parts, each one pronounced wrong.:ROFL::ROFL::headbang2
 
arherp;2726828; said:
Haha, those are good ones. I love it when they use words they don't know.

Not to get off track, but there was a woman like that on american idol. She had broken singing down into all these body parts, each one pronounced wrong.:ROFL::ROFL::headbang2

that lady was creepy.
 
I thought so too, lol.
 
I'm a 30 year know it (most) all researcher who would be a Monster fish keeper if it wasn't for my ability to control addictions.

I have had many hobbies in my life, but I always had a spend threshold that I would not cross no matter how much I loved the hobby. I have a 26G, 75G, 75G, and a 150G. As much as I would love a 265G or larger tank, I won't expand my hobby even though I have the financial capability to add a fish room to my house and fill it with large tanks. I try to maintain a balance between self-satisfaction, family, and charity.

I also research hobbies to the extreme. Once I latch onto a new hobby, I become obsessed with gathering information on products, live stock (fish in this case), and other people's experience with the hobby. This helps offset the expense of spending a small fortune on very large tanks and monster fish just to experience it myself.

So when I go into a fish store, I am polite to the employees, but they offer little value to me other than the fact that I need them to catch the fish I have already decided to purchase.
 
Haha.. these really made me laugh I worked at a pet store for two years and all of these are as true as can be. I think I should add one though, this one always cracked me up.

7. The tough guy
He walks in, listening to hip hop on his ipod. Usually wearing baggy pants and wearing a fitted cap sideways. Goes up to you and asks "Cheif, where are the pirahnas?". Ends up buying a 30 gallon tank, no heaters, no filters, 4 pirahnas and a bag of feeders. I always hated seeing people walk out the store like that. I never sold fish to people like that. :WTF:
 
haha, so true!
Tim



sp33dstix;2728883; said:
Haha.. these really made me laugh I worked at a pet store for two years and all of these are as true as can be. I think I should add one though, this one always cracked me up.

7. The tough guy
He walks in, listening to hip hop on his ipod. Usually wearing baggy pants and wearing a fitted cap sideways. Goes up to you and asks "Cheif, where are the pirahnas?". Ends up buying a 30 gallon tank, no heaters, no filters, 4 pirahnas and a bag of feeders. I always hated seeing people walk out the store like that. I never sold fish to people like that. :WTF:
 
Bump.
 
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