Looks cool but I don't speak Japanese. Every single man should have this... a virtual nag.
Virtual girl: Where are you?
You: I'm running late from work.
Virtual girl: You better have not stopped at the bar again. You good for lazy nothing bum.
You: I have to go.
Virtual girl: Your going to hang up because you don't love me anymore.
You: That's not it.
Virtual girl: Is it because I'm getting fat?
You: No, no...your fine.
Virtual girl: You found someone else!! Wawaa!
Virtual girl: Where are you?
You: I'm running late from work.
Virtual girl: You better have not stopped at the bar again. You good for lazy nothing bum.
You: I have to go.
Virtual girl: Your going to hang up because you don't love me anymore.
You: That's not it.
Virtual girl: Is it because I'm getting fat?
You: No, no...your fine.
Virtual girl: You found someone else!! Wawaa!