What are your favorite sayings?

[gomezladdams]

"whats this 'we' talk?you got a frog in your pocket?"
"mind if you smoke?I dont care if you burn!"
"he who hesitates,masturbates"

 

[elena]

Some of my favorite sayings are actually Seinfeld-isms. But one of the ones I hate the most is "get a life."

 

[redtailfool]

some more of my faves....

" You can fool all of the people some of the time and some of the people all of the time"
( FDR)

Another one of my favorites . Only because its very true.

 

[orlok]

Mine's "Eric I know you're not clocked in and everything but..." wned:

 

[dialphantom]

procrastination is like masterbation it may seem like a fun thing to do at the time but in the end ur just ****ing your self

The word for the day is legs, now lets go back to your place and see if we can spread the word

 

[PhullTank57]

"He who laughs last, laughs best!"

 

[mauls]

"Why don't you go eat a turd sandwhich?... Oh yeah i forgot you dont like bread."

Edit to fix CURSE Word heh

 

[TaratronVaeVictus]

Some days you are the pigeon, some days the statue.

When in Africa, only look at the lions, hyenas, jackals, and snakes for a short while. Statistics show that you are more likely to be killed by a hippo than anything else. And the bastards look so sweet.

 

[softturtle]

Evil lurks in the Bush's!

 

[Monster VooDoo Fish]

"change your ways, before your ways change you, with a hole in your head, you can see through".