What did you get for Valentines day?

[Sarcosuchus]

I did stripping for her and then sex all day long. And when the night came I gave her a surprise treat by hiring a stripper where she can have sex with him as I watch and film it for our private collection. Lmao jk.

Long distance.

 

[shookONES]

Gave dinner at the Cheesecake Factory, HUGE teddy bear, box of Godiva Chocolate, and a hand made card.

Got a Lacoste blazer and gag handcuffs...which my mom just found while cleaning my room.

 

[Nate77]

gave her divorce papers.




j/k

 

[chico3611]

I didnt get my girlfriend jack, and she is giving me an earfull on the phone right now!!!!

 

[CHOMPERS]

An Inflate-a-Date. Thanks Mom!

 

[big E]

You are all making me crazy !!!!! Don't you all know that you are supposed to break up before any "holiday" so that you don't have to buy any gifts???? I though all Monsterfish keepers knew this!!! I'm so disappointed !

 

[BDawg364]

I got punked by the gf. There was something clogging the overflow of my SW tank in my bedroom causing it to sound like someone was taking a piss in my filter and I couldn't find what it was for 3 days. It kept me up all night, and I finally learned to use my ipod to drown out the sound. I finally fixed it 2 days ago, and have still needed the ipod since then because it was so silent.

She went out and bought me one of those relaxing fountains that makes a constant water noise so "I could sleep again". What a jerk.

 

[rockinthe40ounce]

I did stripping for her and then sex all day long. And when the night came I gave her a surprise treat by hiring a stripper where she can have sex with him as I watch and film it for our private collection. Lmao jk.

Long distance.

dude your so openly ***

 

[missyme06]

Gave dinner at the Cheesecake Factory, HUGE teddy bear, box of Godiva Chocolate, and a hand made card.

Got a Lacoste blazer and gag handcuffs...which my mom just found while cleaning my room.

i love Godiva, because i hate Andy Warhol

tell your mom you dream of being a cop.

 

[dougefresh]

dude your so openly ***

your making fun of others sexuality when your crying on a forum about no attention from girls at 15