What do you look for in a girl/boy?

[ceeej31]

boobs and bacon

i would like to add bacon to mine

 

[HPIZZLE]

boobs and bacon

i would like to add bacon to mine

oh yeah.....just needs to shave her armpits....and bigger chesticles...

 

[studd muffin]

lmao ^^^

 

[Ang]

this is sickening.

boobs boobs and more boobs. I'm glad i'm married. Clearly there arent too many decent guys left to be had.


edit: but to each his own i guess.

in a man i look for:

unconditional love.

if he has that for me, everything else falls into place.

 

[smpage]

Looks are of course the first thing I look for but what really sparks interest is if the girls has read "1984" by George Orwell. Then I'm hooked.

 

[HPIZZLE]

this is sickening.

boobs boobs and more boobs. I'm glad i'm married. Clearly there arent too many decent guys left to be had.

hey, im 14 and can dream for another few years.

 

[Ang]

hey, im 14 and can dream for another few years.

pffft

you're going to look there first even when you're 94

 

[HPIZZLE]

pffft

you're going to look there first even when you're 94

sadly, probably. i am my dads son after all.

 

[Ang]

sadly, probably. i am my dads son after all.

ew dirty old men

 

[HPIZZLE]

ew dirty old men

my parents said i was once lost in the mall and an officer came up to me and said,
are you lost?
yes.
who are you here with?
my daddy!
whats he like?
big boobs and crown royal

i was an epic little kid.