But really, im spoiled so im getting a new car for christmas. my brother got one when he was a senior in highschool. SO i get one, i want a red mazda 3. And some money for clothes and stuff. But my birthday is jan 10 so the car is like a triple kill, bday, xmas, and graduation. but thats what i want.
WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS?
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Ebonics Crimmus Pome
Wuz de nite befo Crimmus
And all ower da hood
ereybody wuz sleeping
Dey wuz sleepin' good.
We hunged up our stockings
An hoped like de' heck
That old Santa Clause
Be bringin' our Welfeh check.
All o'de fambily
Wuz layin in de beds
While Ripple and Thunderbird
Danced through dey heads.
I passed out inna' flo'
Right nex to my Maw
When I heard sech a fuss
I thunk: "It mus be de law!!!
I looked out thru de bars
What covered my doe
'spectin' de sheriff
Wif a warrent fo sho.
And what did I see;
I said, "Lawd look at dat!"
Ther' wuz a huge watermellon
Pulled by giant warf rats.
Now ober all de years
Santa Clause, he be white
But looks liken us bros
Gets a black Sanna dis nite.
Faster dan a Po'lees car
My home boy he came
He whupped on dem warf rats
An' called dem by name.
On Leroy, on Lonzo
And on Willie Lee
On Saphire, on Chenequa
Dey wuz a site to see.
As he landed dat watta'mellon
Out der in da skreet
I knwed it was fo' sho'
Da damndest site I ebber did see.
He didn't go down no chimbley
He picked da' lock on my doe
An' I sez to myself
Schit! He done dis befoe."
He had dis big bag
Full of prezents I 'xpect
Wid Air Jordans and fake gold
to wear roun' my neck.
But he left no good prezents
Jus started stealing my schit
Got my drugs, got my guns
Even got my burglars's kit.
Wit my stuff in de bag
Out da windo he flewed
I woudda' tried to catched him
But he stoled my 'nife too.
He jumped on dat wadda'mellon
An' whipped out a switch
He wuz gone in a seccon'
Dat son of a beotch!!
Next year I be hopin'
Anutha Sanna we git
Cuz' diz here Sanna Clause
Jus' ant' werf a schit!!!
Wuz de nite befo Crimmus
And all ower da hood
ereybody wuz sleeping
Dey wuz sleepin' good.
We hunged up our stockings
An hoped like de' heck
That old Santa Clause
Be bringin' our Welfeh check.
All o'de fambily
Wuz layin in de beds
While Ripple and Thunderbird
Danced through dey heads.
I passed out inna' flo'
Right nex to my Maw
When I heard sech a fuss
I thunk: "It mus be de law!!!
I looked out thru de bars
What covered my doe
'spectin' de sheriff
Wif a warrent fo sho.
And what did I see;
I said, "Lawd look at dat!"
Ther' wuz a huge watermellon
Pulled by giant warf rats.
Now ober all de years
Santa Clause, he be white
But looks liken us bros
Gets a black Sanna dis nite.
Faster dan a Po'lees car
My home boy he came
He whupped on dem warf rats
An' called dem by name.
On Leroy, on Lonzo
And on Willie Lee
On Saphire, on Chenequa
Dey wuz a site to see.
As he landed dat watta'mellon
Out der in da skreet
I knwed it was fo' sho'
Da damndest site I ebber did see.
He didn't go down no chimbley
He picked da' lock on my doe
An' I sez to myself
Schit! He done dis befoe."
He had dis big bag
Full of prezents I 'xpect
Wid Air Jordans and fake gold
to wear roun' my neck.
But he left no good prezents
Jus started stealing my schit
Got my drugs, got my guns
Even got my burglars's kit.
Wit my stuff in de bag
Out da windo he flewed
I woudda' tried to catched him
But he stoled my 'nife too.
He jumped on dat wadda'mellon
An' whipped out a switch
He wuz gone in a seccon'
Dat son of a beotch!!
Next year I be hopin'
Anutha Sanna we git
Cuz' diz here Sanna Clause
Jus' ant' werf a schit!!!
Oh yeah, this is about what we want for Christmas. The above I had nothing to do with by the way...
The following only works if you get the above rythem out of your head and start thinking in terms of the twelve days of christmas...
Ehhemm...
Twelve drumfish drumming,
Eleven pipe fish in sea weed,
Ten tarpon a-leaping,
Nine lady fish dancing,
Eight maids a-MFKing,
Seven Pbass a-swimming,
Six convicts a-laying,
Five golden plecos,
Four common plecos,
Three Frontosas,
Two softshell turtles,
And a cartridge for my Penguin150!
The following only works if you get the above rythem out of your head and start thinking in terms of the twelve days of christmas...
Ehhemm...
Twelve drumfish drumming,
Eleven pipe fish in sea weed,
Ten tarpon a-leaping,
Nine lady fish dancing,
Eight maids a-MFKing,
Seven Pbass a-swimming,
Six convicts a-laying,
Five golden plecos,
Four common plecos,
Three Frontosas,
Two softshell turtles,
And a cartridge for my Penguin150!
Sqratch, you caught my first draft. 
I updated it with more fish lines to make it more MFK. I kinda like the first draft though. There always has to be a mention of hoes in a wish list.
I updated it with more fish lines to make it more MFK. I kinda like the first draft though. There always has to be a mention of hoes in a wish list.Every year my mom asks me what I want for Christmas. I don't want to tell her, I want it to be a surprise. That's the idea, right? So last year I would only tell her that I wanted world peace. So Christmas day rolls around and I got a little box. In it was the tiniest globe and a package of pea seeds.
(world peas)
(world peas)
oh man chompers your one funny dude. nice song also lol.
Anywho all I want for xmas is nothing.. every year its the same thing. I dont want anything -_- eesh. Now I am treating myself or more so buying myself a late xmas gift (once I sell my car in januaryish) and buying my self a newerish car (integra) =)
Anywho all I want for xmas is nothing.. every year its the same thing. I dont want anything -_- eesh. Now I am treating myself or more so buying myself a late xmas gift (once I sell my car in januaryish) and buying my self a newerish car (integra) =)
