One joke... Let's see if I remember it correctly..
So A guys walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a drink. He notices a jar full of 20's behind the bar and asks the bartender about it. The bartender says, " I can tell you, but you have to give me $20 to put in the jar first." So after a couple drinks, the man figures, what the hell, and gives the bartender the $20. The bartender explains, " Ok. So there are 4 tasks. You complete all 3 and you get to take the jar of 20's home. First, you have to chug this whole bottle of Tequila in 5 minutes." The man's like, "Holy crap, that's nuts!?" Second, there's an old pit bull tied up behind the bar. He's meaner than all hell and he has a bad tooth. Go out there and pull it. "That's crazy", the man replies. Third, My grandma is upstairs. She's really old and hasn't had sex in many years. You have to go up there and sleep with her. The man is flabbergasted. He refuses. A few beers later, full of liquid courage, he walks up to the bartender and asks for the bottle of Tequila. He finishes it in 4 minutes. Then he drunkenly stumbles across the bar to the back door, opens it, and closes it behind him. Growling and barking can be heard. Then silence.. The back door slams open. "Ok! Where's that grandma that needs her tooth pulled?"
