what's the best way to beat a speeding ticket?

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hmm get a estimate from a mechanic for a repair to the throttle cable at the intake they seize all the time causeing the accelerator to stick when passing just go to any small shop tell em its sticking pay the 35 bucks theyll gladly take your money even if nothings wrong a little wd40 and your points are safe..
take it from a mechanic this s**t works as long as you kept you yap shut with the cop who pulled you over.
Dave.
 
y... what if she needed to get somewhere really fast..? the best way to get out of a speeding ticket is to not get caught.. they pull up behind you and turn on the lights.. take the field, up the hill over the mountain and your free:grinyes:
 
fishnthings said:
y... what if she needed to get somewhere really fast..? the best way to get out of a speeding ticket is to not get caught.. they pull up behind you and turn on the lights.. take the field, up the hill over the mountain and your free:grinyes:
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Can't out run a radio and following this advice turns your speeding ticket into "felony attempt to elude + plus what ever they add on (like reckless endangerment)"
 
guppy said:
Yeah, stupid cops made you do 85 in a 55 zone, lol.
Best way to beat a speeding ticket is not to speed.
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I didn't mean stupid in THAT way. I know I deserved the ticket. I just meant he was stupid with the way he treated me. He gave me an extra infraction for "not wearing my seatbelt" when I clearly had it on and removed it when he got there. :swear:
 
Renounce your citizenship, move to Afghanistan.
 
Tongue33 said:
Next time she should: have a pair of crystal blue contacts, short skirt, low or v cut shirt... And look really naive!! And say real innocent and seductive like.... " is there a problem officer?" pout pout... And always she should ask if there is any way she could get off with a warning ,,, Just once as she doesn't break the law. No matter what when she asks to be let off it must sound like she is asking him if she is lucky enough to get a male officer, She must sound as if she is asking him for help... He'll fold like a piece of paper!

Fact is: Hot naive and innocent acting women who make the cop think he is helping them out ,,, get off!!! No ticket. Those that are to good to drop a little pride or inexperienced in these situations, well as we all know they end up in court.

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Unless the cop is a woman!!!!!!!
 
fishnthings said:
y... what if she needed to get somewhere really fast..? the best way to get out of a speeding ticket is to not get caught.. they pull up behind you and turn on the lights.. take the field, up the hill over the mountain and your free:grinyes:
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Always nice to see intelligent replies to a thread:grinno:
 
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