You both are hilarious! I used to drink my b*tt off when I was in my early 20's. Knew I had a drinking problem when upon waking : couldn't remember how I got home, looked out my second story window to see my car in my driveway, went down to get my smokes out of the car............to find my keys locked inside. Got spare key and opened it.......only to find my car had been left running.........and now was out of gas and had dead battery. Found my smokes though, next to my purse on the seat. This pretty much scared me, didn't drink as heavily after that!