I have some really bad things lol. But, ill post the less violent ones lol don't wanna get in trouble. So I bought a bunch of those little firecrackers and started lighting them in pots and pans to scare my family members. So, I decide to "rig" some firecrackers in my neighbors yard. BTW my neighbors are gardeners and have about $100000 worth of plants and take extremely good care of all their grass, plants, home, etc. So I wad hiding behind the wall when the woman pulls into the driveway. I see the lights and get a lighter and light a HUGE belt of these firecrackers and it landed right in one of their imported Asian weeping willow or something like that. These trees are worth like $3000! Lol. So it lands in it and BOOM before you know it I lit the entire line of plants/trees on fire. I felt horrible! EVERY one of the trees burnt to ashes along with about 40 other "exotic" plants. I apologized a billion times and my dad went out one day and bought her a FULL restocking lol. He spent like $1000 on all these crazy seeds and crap! I was shocked! My dad offered to buy her more trees and she said she would rather grow out the seeds. I did any work around the house and yard she needed. But, it was nothing compared to what her husband does lol. He is a landscaper and owns a company. But, my dad still offers her to buy her any type of plant she wants.
I have way more but here's another-
Okay so I was walking to school one day and saw a few kids that were all like 15 or 16 and looked like hoodlums. So I started walking faster and they slowly followed. Then when I'm like 1 block from school when the one guy grabs my shoulder. And I feel the guys handing moving my backpack. I turn around a punch him as hard as I can in the face. He fell down to the ground. And I've never seen a kid that looked so threatening look like this. He looked like he just saw a monster. I was only so defensive because a week prior to this my friend got jumped and they broke his jaw, nose, and Arm. Turns out it was the same kids that jumped my friend. I felt horrible for punching the kid in the face. I feel like he will be scared for the rest of his life. I felt like this was really evil. I'll post some other ones after I think about whether or not i want to.
I'M ANDREW AND I'M A FISHAHOLIC
-Andrew