What's your headline? Silly Aquarist caught __________

[Spiritofthesoul]

Silly Aquarist caught in the belly of an arapaima

 

[sirdavidofdiscus]

Silly aquarist accused of attempted breaking and entering while trying to remove the main entry door off the local fast food restuarant. When questioned he said he only wanted the door glass.


Don't tell me I'm the only one who thought of doing this!

 

[studd muffin]

Silly Aquarist caught feeding neighbors cat to monster fish.

 

[sirdavidofdiscus]

Silly Aquarist caught feeding neighbors cat to monster fish.

 

[Juxtaroberto]

Silly aquarist left local butcher perplexed after buying a few pounds of assorted fish meats. Upon noticing him buying half a pound of octopus, the butcher asked, "I've never had octopus, how do you cook it?" Silly aquarist replied, "No idea. I feed it to 'em raw."



BTW, both stories are 100% true, except for the part about the crazy PETA neighbor.