What's your worst christmas present?

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the worst Christmas present i ever got was a phone call saying my mom had been murderd
i HATE christmas
haven't had a good christmas in 9 years
the worst gift i ever got on xmas would have to be a teen bible and a bunch of crosses
oh well i painted them black and wore the upside down
and the bibles made a good fire starter on cold nights
i hate super reiligious grandparents that know full well i'm pagan and still insist on dragging me to church and givinmg me bibles every christmas and christian cd's and shoving their religion down my neck
grrrrrr we should ban christmas and there should be a 2 year jail sentence for people who give crappy gifts when i become the first female president i will enforce the no crappy gifts law repeate offenders get 25 to life
 
I got an electric razor from 'Santa'... LOL
 
some idiot gave me a channa barca knowing full well I hate snakeheads
 
Actually this is kinda good... Its my favorite gift i've ever received... Which is sad, and heres why.



Me and my friends are jokers... we LOVE to mess with each other. So one year me and two of my closest friends jokingly suggested having our own christmas, since one of them celebrated two days before actual christmas, so ours was on, his, christmas eve (December 22)

So we have a few presents under the tree and such, and my friend walks in with a big box that has light wrapping and my name all over it. He said Hi and dropped the box about 3.5' and when it hit the ground you clearly heard LOTS of breaking glass, he looked at it and then at me and said "im sure its ok".

SO, this was there before christmas, at least two weeks. Whenever he would come over he'd shake the box, kick it drop it throw it at me or w/e finally (of course I knew it was a trick) I got roped into asking what it was... He told me it was a limited edition Final Fantasy VII glass figurine set 'cause im a big fan. heh. So, finally after another week of that, I finally got to open it, and yes... I wanted to open that gift much more then any other.


It was a brick with a glass Vase, in many tiny pieces.
 
lol thats too funny!!!!

id say mine was underwear from my aunt lmao.. and then when i didn't get that from her all her presents were wrapped in different pill boxes and crap.. i saved her's for last every time i opened Christmas presents lol
 
Rakie, that's probably one of the funniest things I've heard in a while!!!!! Your friend sounds awesome!!!
 
ok i didnt receive it, but the absolute worst gift is one my grandma got last year. one of my younger cousins thought it would be funny to wrap like 20 boxes (inside eachother) with stupid letters, poems, and useless stuff like a roll of TP, box of tissues, a fridge magnet.. just crap. (keep in mind EVERY SINGLE GIFT was individually wrapped!) ugggh.

i felt like we all sat there watching her unwrap this junk for an eternity--opening each and every box and some ppl were laughing and carrying on every time a box was opened. i wanted to stab my eyes out.

if my cousin does something like that again im going to have to jump across the room and start strangling her right in front of everyone for wasting my time lol.
 
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