water_baby83 you are gorgeous, you're smart and you are (let me calculate here... ...) exactly half my age. So here's another blonde joke for ya:
Two blondes sitting at a bar clink their glasses and yell "Two weeks!" and down their shots.
They reorder and toast again:"Two weeks!" Down again. They reorder.
"Two weeks!" Finally the bartender asks them what they're celebrating and one says "We just put together a jigsaw puzzle in two weeks" and the other blonde says "And the box said 2-4 years!"
"Two weeks!"