Why All The Threads About Eating Your Fish!!

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First of all...

Go ask the Admins and Moderators why there is a Fishing Section (its MonsterFishKeepers not Monster Fish Hookers, I mean hooking fishes and ripping their mouths open, and netting them so they can suffer and die)

Hey man as long as their alive when they hit the water no foul LOL

Monster fish hookers...genetic experiment on mermaids gone horribly wrong...

A scifi special movie, starring Tiffany and Debbie Gibson. You'll never look at a barb the same way again...


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Wait, you don't want to cook your pets? Whats wrong with you??? I mean, each and eveytime I see an animal walk by, I get the urge to throw it into a pot.

You're weird, go and eat your pets, you'll feel better.

Here's some fun tips:

add 10 heaters to your favorite tank. Turn up the heat. Get that sucker to 125, add noddles, and carrots and savoy cabbage and celery. Wait a few hours. Invite your family and friends to sit around your tank and have a feast!

Enjoy!

Ive always thought that you were a weird one ,if this is a joke,rewrite it , in my mind depression seems to be getting the best of you ENJOY
 
in other countries cows are massaged and given booze before the slaughtering sooo this is not close to being as bad as rubbing a cow like ohh i love you

Beers is massaged into them and they are sung too aswell, they call it kobi beef its amazing!!!
 
First of all...

Go ask the Admins and Moderators why there is a Fishing Section (its MonsterFishKeepers not Monster Fish Hookers, I mean hooking fishes and ripping their mouths open, and netting them so they can suffer and die)

Go ask why there is a Reptile/Exotic Pet Section (its MonsterFishKeepers not Godzilla vs. Mothra, last I checked lizards and birds dont have gills)

Go ask why there is a Section for Non-Fish related topics such as Sports, recently Zombies..lol, Cars, Video Games, Movies, etc.

Most people fish to catch and then release them, yes there are other sections on this forum for other topics such a cars, movies and what not but there isn't a section for kill it, cook it, eat it?? is there???

There is a section for that because it was obviously spoke about on the fish related section and this was ruining threads so they created a thread for it, if they made a cooking section i wouldnt have posted this thread.
 
I won't eat my fish because it's my pet.
Oh yeah I couldn't eat my own fishes neither. Something changes within when you feed them and clean their poop water.

sweet info man and threads thanks. Did you eat clownknife? I just sold a 16" one. And even tho I wouldn'tb eat him. I would like to eat one some day.

No, I missed out, they no longer have the Royal Clownknifes for me to cook, but they have a lot of Red Fin Barbs, and Giant Gouramis

Most people fish to catch and then release them, yes there are other sections on this forum for other topics such a cars, movies and what not but there isn't a section for kill it, cook it, eat it?? is there???

Yeah catch and release is like someone picks you up, punch you in the face, then throw you back on the ground. LOL

Also there isn't a section for nagging, crying, about people eating FOOD?? is there??? LOL

As much as we all love fish, MOST people just dont see fish as a "loved pet". Thats why in cartoons, only fishes can be dead (x on the eyes). Also like in the Faith No More video where the goldfish is flappin around and it ok (try to make a music video with a dog drowning)
 
is there not a store near where you live where you can purchase fish, or do you live in such a deprived country you have to EAT your PETS??
 
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