Why Asians Can't Get White Girls
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JuanTamad;3097559; said:I just tried that. There was this Blond Chick waiting just outside Lord and Taylor at the mall. I approached her and said WTF. She just stared at me, slapped me and said WTF what?
Miles is wrong, Man!
Juan,
Sorry you got slapped around. But you are being too literal, I think. Miles line was a call to action. You got the idea but wrong terminology was used in your approach.
If you are pick up line impaired, try what my friend Ray uses. He has suggestions on how to recover in case they don't work. The following according to Ray is calibrated to appeal to blonds...Good Luck...
Ray: I know how to please a woman.
Blond: Then please leave me alone.
Ray: I guess you're pretty good at pleasing yourself, then.
Ray: Your hair color is fabulous.
Blond: Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug
store.
Ray: Really? Is that where you got your eyelashes and
colored contacts?
Ray: Is this seat empty?
Blond: Yes, and this one will be, too, if you sit down.
Ray: [Looking away] Honey, there's two here!
Ray: Your body is like a temple.
Blond: Sorry, there are no services today.
Ray: Here's a donation to restore the exterior.
Ray: I want to give myself to you.
Blond: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
Ray: Oh, just cheap perfume then?
Ray: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Blond: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Ray: Well, I guess you really don't belong in the men's room,
anyway.
Ray: What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
Blond: What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?
Ray: You're right. I was lying.
CichlidPharmer;3097852; said:Juan,
Sorry you got slapped around. But you are being too literal, I think. Miles line was a call to action. You got the idea but wrong terminology was used in your approach.
If you are pick up line impaired, try what my friend Ray uses. He has suggestions on how to recover in case they don't work. The following according to Ray is calibrated to appeal to blonds...Good Luck...
Ray: I know how to please a woman.
Blond: Then please leave me alone.
Ray: I guess you're pretty good at pleasing yourself, then.
Ray: Your hair color is fabulous.
Blond: Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug
store.
Ray: Really? Is that where you got your eyelashes and
colored contacts?
Ray: Is this seat empty?
Blond: Yes, and this one will be, too, if you sit down.
Ray: [Looking away] Honey, there's two here!
Ray: Your body is like a temple.
Blond: Sorry, there are no services today.
Ray: Here's a donation to restore the exterior.
Ray: I want to give myself to you.
Blond: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
Ray: Oh, just cheap perfume then?
Ray: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Blond: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Ray: Well, I guess you really don't belong in the men's room,
anyway.
Ray: What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
Blond: What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?
Ray: You're right. I was lying.
