Why is this site running like dial up?

  • We are currently upgrading MFK. thanks! -neo
It's an anaerobic site. Doesn't move until it produces gas

I imagined some alien-like organism bloating and then suddenly spitting out data packets all over the place. :\
 
it's been so slow that at one point, I actually thought Time had reversed and all my wrinkles disappeared.

I was stuck in a cosmetic lotion Ad.
 
Just FYI:
I logon from desktop only, and the recent slowness varies a lot.
 
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