Why some men have dogs and NOT wives
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Here ya go ladies!!!
Why dogs are better than men...
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Why dogs are better than men...
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- Dogs always think you're smart and don't make fun of your shortcomings
- Dogs are willing to sleep on a rug and fetch on command
- Old buddies don't show up on doorstep unexpectedly
- Dogs are utterly disinterested in professional sports
- Your parents find them easier to like
- Dogs are rarely jealous of your former boyfriends
- Dogs are willing to hold your purse in public
- Unlikely to roll over and lose consciousness immediately following intense play
- Dogs don't complain when you want to go for a walk
- Dogs are willing to eat anything you put on their plate and will always want more
- You can put a dog in a crate when you don't feel like having it around
- Dogs expect to go outside on leashes... men think they can do everything on their own
- Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.
- Dogs miss you when you're gone.
- You never wonder whether your dog is good enough for you
- Dogs don't brag about whom they have slept with.
- Dogs don't criticize your friends
- Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.
- Dogs do not play games with you -- except fetch (and they never laugh at how you throw).
- Dogs are happy with any video you choose to rent, because they know the most important thing is that you're together.
- Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence.
- You can train a dog.
- Dogs are easy to buy for.
- Dogs are good with kids.
- Dogs are already in touch with their inner puppies.
- You are never suspicious of your dog's dreams.
- Gorgeous dogs don't know they're gorgeous.
- The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas.
(OK. The *really* worst disease you can get from them is rabies, but there's a vaccine for it, and you get to kill the one that gives it to you.) - Dogs understand what NO mean
- Dogs don't make a practice of killing their own species.
- Dogs understand if some of their friends cannot come inside.
- You can house train a dog.
- You can force a dog to take a bath.
- Middle-aged dogs don't feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner.
- Dogs aren't threatened by a woman with short hair.
- Dogs don't mind if you do all the driving.
- Dogs love to dance
- Dogs don't step on the imaginary brake
- Dogs don't weigh down your purse with their stuff.
- Dogs look at your eyes.
- Dogs like your size.
- Dogs do not care whether you shave your legs.
- Dogs take care of their own needs.
- Dogs are color blind.
- Dogs aren't threatened if you earn more than they do.
- Dogs mean it when they kiss you.
- Dogs are nice to your relatives.
- Dogs obsess about you as much as you obsess about them.
- Dogs don't care how you dress.
