Wish thread......

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wish granted, but now you cant breathe air

i wish it was saturday so i could take my road test
 
Granted but you crash during the test and are permanently paralized, so you cant ever drive again.

I wish I was invincible.
 
Wish granted.

You're in hawaii visiting the volcano flats. The tar underneath your shoes start to singe the edges, and eventually moves in to the center while you're taking pictures. After standing there for some time, you feel a tingling sensation in your feet and realize you have no feet anymore. The stubs you're balancing on snap off and upon fainting, your body becomes melted into the ground and you are now part of the volcano.
 
I suck.

I wished I sucked more.
 
Mudslinger14;4598321; said:
Wish granted.

You're in hawaii visiting the volcano flats. The tar underneath your shoes start to singe the edges, and eventually moves in to the center while you're taking pictures. After standing there for some time, you feel a tingling sensation in your feet and realize you have no feet anymore. The stubs you're balancing on snap off and upon fainting, your body becomes melted into the ground and you are now part of the volcano.

Fail.
 
Zfishies;4598330; said:
Wish granted but only ur man part shows

I wish I was 21


Fail. Invincible. Not invisible.
That'd be hilarious though.

Wish granted. You're 21, an alcoholic and a meth head. You've been in jail four times in the past 6 months and you've run out of money to buy your stuff.
 
Zfishies;4598330; said:
Wish granted but only ur man part shows

I wish I was 21

Invincible, not invisible.
 
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