Wish thread......

[BlackShark11k]

I wish I could go to bed.

Granted, but you get a hemorrhoid.

I wish I could fly to mars.

 

[Gearhead]

Granted, but you get eaten by marshins.

I wish this thread would stop moving so fast.

 

[BlackShark11k]

Granted, but you get eaten by marshins.

I wish this thread would stop moving so fast.

Granted, but your dog dies.

I wish I had a trampoline.

 

[joecoulson]

Granted but its full of needles

I wish my in line heater would arrive sooner

 

[BlackShark11k]

Granted but its full of needles

I wish my in line heater would arrive sooner

Granted, but it breaks and electrocutes your tree.

I wish I had a photographic collection of dogs.

 

[joecoulson]

Granted but they are not canines

I wish I would go to sleep

wish granted

 

[CrankBait]

Wish granted, but your photos bite your neighbor and you have to put them down.

I wish i could stop time.

 

[BlackShark11k]

Wish granted, but your photos bite your neighbor and you have to put them down.

I wish i could stop time.

Granted, but it starts up again and you end up in the dinosaur period and your mom is a velociraptor.

I wish I was abraham lincolns roomate.

 

[Mudslinger14]

Granted.

But you are arrested by the ASPCA for animal porn.

 

[BrtnBoy449]

Wish granted, but your photos bite your neighbor and you have to put them down.

I wish i could stop time.

wish granted, but then you can't restart it and are left to live alone while everything around you stands still. bummer.

i wish i could go snowboarding right now