Wish thread......

[BlackShark11k]

Granted.

But you are arrested by the ASPCA for animal porn.

no wish?

 

[jclyde13]

I wish this thread would disappear.

 

[BlackShark11k]

I wish this thread would disappear.

Granted, but Oprah eats your TV.

I wish I could have a bumblee grouper.

 

[jclyde13]

wish granted, but then you can't restart it and are left to live alone while everything around you stands still. bummer.

i wish i could go snowboarding right now

Granted, but you break every bone in your body.

 

[BrtnBoy449]

i wish drgnfrc would stop spiting me

 

[Cocobongo]

but you tell him and he would get worse..

I wish he'll make the pumpkin disappear..

 

[studd muffin]

I wish I was done with college.
I wish that I was making a six figure salary already.
I wish my girlfriend cleaned my fish tanks.

 

[kjfan1]

College is now over for you. But you will hav eno career.

You now make 666,666 dollars a year. But you are cursed by a different plague every day.

You sexy girl now cleans your tanks. But you tanks are all ten percent of their original size.




I wish someone would call me and leave me a random voice mail. Or text me a funny pick up line. or joke.

641.691.5535

 

[ballinouttacntrol]

College is now over for you. But you will hav eno career.

You now make 666,666 dollars a year. But you are cursed by a different plague every day.

You sexy girl now cleans your tanks. But you tanks are all ten percent of their original size.




I wish someone would call me and leave me a random voice mail. Or text me a funny pick up line. or joke.

641.691.5535

Wish granted, but you don't recieve it because you have a crappy phone. you didn't miss out though, they were just lady gaga nudey pics

I wish i could create a new invention with a sweet informercial

 

[Mudslinger14]

DAMN IT.
I keep forgetting to wish.

Wish granted, but your product contains lead paint and you kill millions of people.

I WISH I was musically talented.