Wish thread......

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Wish granted. But your microkorg breaks onstage during your first gig and you get a beer thrown at you and it blinds you for life.

I wish I would get those texts. Life is boring with out funny texts. 641.691.5535.
 
Mudslinger14;4599549; said:
DAMN IT.
I keep forgetting to wish.

Wish granted, but your product contains lead paint and you kill millions of people.

I WISH I was musically talented.


Sorry, i'm not touching the text one again so i'm skipping it.

Wish granted but you become so obsessed with your musical talent that you go searching for a secret note known as "the brown noise" that makes people loose control of their bowel movement. you succeed and unleash it during a memorial football halftime show and forever change the meaning behind the word Super Bowl.

I wish i could discover a whole new animal
 
Wish granted. Down side to that is that you have a satellite phone that only texts my number. (6416915535) And you develop a compulsion to text me funny things.

I wish I had my own place.
 
kjfan1;4599614; said:
Wish granted. Down side to that is that you have a satellite phone that only texts my number. (6416915535) And you develop a compulsion to text me funny things.

I wish I had my own place.

Wish granted but you spend all your time writing 6416915535 all over your walls and ceilings like some mental patient in a creepy movie.

i wish i could direct a movie
 
Wish granted. But the movie's main actor is Miley Cirus. You go in the whole 10 million dollars. It tanks at the box office.

I wish I were dating Miley.
 
DUUUUDE. I wish I could find the brown note. Mythbusters tested it and couldn't find it though :(

Wish granted.
But then you find out Miley is a disney star gone bad. Oh wait.
 
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