Granted, but Wyoming's volcano explodes, heating up the entire western US, which turns CO into a desert.
I wish I was Bill Gates.
I wish I was Bill Gates.
Wish thread......
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Wish granted but a massive EMP wipes out all electronics and money is worthless so you end up part of a cannibal society fighting for survival in the Colorado rockies.
I wish my in line heater would arrive tomorrow
I wish my in line heater would arrive tomorrow
Granted, but it arrives in your small intestine and you slow-cook from the inside-out.
I wish I could skip past the labor of rearranging my basement and just have it all done right now.
I wish I could skip past the labor of rearranging my basement and just have it all done right now.
Good one. i love when people get creative
granted, but you're about to get robbed and put all the cash in you mouth to hide it and turns into Hikari again.... you get so constipated you get fish eyes..
I wish I can go burn rubber
I wish I can go burn rubber
Wish granted but the smell makes your hair fall out and you get picked up by a bob hope lookalike contest and lose to Kelsey Grammar
I wish I did not have a $28k bill from the hospital
I wish I did not have a $28k bill from the hospital
wish granted, but everything you broke/pain is still therejoecoulson;4603557; said:
i wish i could fly
Granted, but you fly so high you pass out, then on the way back down you get hit by an airplane.
I wish I was every super hero mixed in one!
I wish I was every super hero mixed in one!
granted, but you'll leave many super heroes jobless and they will stalk you and beat you down after showing you Kriptonite....they will put you in a food processor and take them powers back..
