Woman "what we mean" (Niko this is for you:) )

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Lady G

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9 Words Women Use


"Fine." This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

"Five Minutes!" If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.


"Nothing." This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

"Go Ahead." This is a dare, not permission. DON'T DO IT!

(Loud Sigh) This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of "nothing.")

"That's Okay." This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

"Thanks." A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').

"Whatever." A women's way of saying, "You suck!"

"Don't worry about it, I got it." Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.
Because you let "us" in on a few words and their meaning Reef...this is for you and all the men that may wonder;)
 
pretty accurate.. Lol
 
thats really good and god damn its so true haha :D
be carefully men these words sighs means alot ....

lol but still men will never understand women !!
 
ohhsweetness;2574967; said:
... but still men will never understand women !!
We're not supposed to!...
Can you imagine if we could understand you??!
then we'd just be one of the girls!...and one thing we do know, when it comes right down to it, You girls are MEAN to one another, ruthless even!

CHOMPERS;2574979; said:
I just made an appointment with my vet to get myself neutered.
CHOMPERS, you kill me!
:ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL:
 
You should have pointed one more thing. That when a more intelligent guy figures out the meaning of these words on there own after being with the same women for several years. It is not ok to use the words against them to figure out what they really want, in an effort to avoid further conflict. Women think these words and there understanding of there true meanings makes them more intelligent so if you take this away from them they get very mad. Plus they like to argue so trying to avoid the argument will only cause more arguing.
 
what does it mean when women throw your stuff all over the house and threatin to go to thier mothers with the kids?is that considered something may have been wrong in my actions or words?
 
itsbadlands;2575735; said:
what does it mean when women throw your stuff all over the house and threatin to go to thier mothers with the kids?is that considered something may have been wrong in my actions or words?
Nope, not really. What it really means is for you to storm out of the house and get your head together down at the bar...and so she can have her friend come over and punch her in the eye. If that made no sense at all, it will be crystal clear when you get home and the cops are sitting there waiting to cart you off.
 
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