WORLD CUP STARTS TOMORROW !!!
- Thread starter DanDanUK
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Don't really care anymore. The B**tards
Like every losing side, I'm going to say WE WERE ROBBED!!!!! lol
well after watching the england game the other day with the lads, i'll admitt, attentions turned to other things due to not one of englands most excitable perfomances. i laughed a hell of a lot after discovering that the times had published our discussions bar one, so here it is:
THIS IS WHAT WE LOVED ABOUT FOOTBALL AT THE WEEKEND... england v ecuador
1. The fact that beckham had scored a free kick after a 3 year drought, and continued playing after throwing up. He is now the first england player to score at three world cups
2. WAYNE ROONEYS string vest tan. After 90 mins of tireless endeavour, and with his face a nice shade of beetroot, he showed us his great tan lines of a wife beater after removing his shirt after the game.
3. PRE MATCH RITUALS were passing off, when an ecuador mascot grabbed his moment of fame. When the camera was panning down the players, the little kid "leapt like a salmon to place his toothy grin in living-rooms around the world".
4. After England captain scored, we were shown overexcited brooklyn nearly smearing ice cream into victorias hair. "And the playback of Victorias bouncing celebration showed sven what he was missing- a perky pair of strikers"
5. England struggling for fluency in the second half when Sven and McClaren were constantly seen discussing notes in the dugout. Subject open to debate... the cryptic crossword, a particularly challenging sudoku, half a dozen eggs some milk and a loaf of bread?
6. The world cup opens our eyes to many different cultures, so yesterday we are shown the country lighting barbeques and showing guinea pigs cowering in their cages. Also, christina aquilaria's dad is from ecuador, and there is only one grass tennis court in the whole country. bbc's quality facts.
the only thing they missed was a discussion we had about whether or not they actually do change the shirts at half time, so we took terry who had fallen flat on his face a couple of times and had mud all down his front, and saw that in the second half, it was brilliant daz white again, so case closed there
THIS IS WHAT WE LOVED ABOUT FOOTBALL AT THE WEEKEND... england v ecuador
1. The fact that beckham had scored a free kick after a 3 year drought, and continued playing after throwing up. He is now the first england player to score at three world cups
2. WAYNE ROONEYS string vest tan. After 90 mins of tireless endeavour, and with his face a nice shade of beetroot, he showed us his great tan lines of a wife beater after removing his shirt after the game.
3. PRE MATCH RITUALS were passing off, when an ecuador mascot grabbed his moment of fame. When the camera was panning down the players, the little kid "leapt like a salmon to place his toothy grin in living-rooms around the world".
4. After England captain scored, we were shown overexcited brooklyn nearly smearing ice cream into victorias hair. "And the playback of Victorias bouncing celebration showed sven what he was missing- a perky pair of strikers"
5. England struggling for fluency in the second half when Sven and McClaren were constantly seen discussing notes in the dugout. Subject open to debate... the cryptic crossword, a particularly challenging sudoku, half a dozen eggs some milk and a loaf of bread?
6. The world cup opens our eyes to many different cultures, so yesterday we are shown the country lighting barbeques and showing guinea pigs cowering in their cages. Also, christina aquilaria's dad is from ecuador, and there is only one grass tennis court in the whole country. bbc's quality facts.
the only thing they missed was a discussion we had about whether or not they actually do change the shirts at half time, so we took terry who had fallen flat on his face a couple of times and had mud all down his front, and saw that in the second half, it was brilliant daz white again, so case closed there
This is starting to become more and more believable. The 2nd goal against Ghana right now by the Brazilians was clearly offside.
