Worst fish jokes ever

[SumoNinja]

Why was the man so unforgiving when the dolphin punched him in the face while play-fighting?

He said the dolphin did it on porpoise

 

[SumoNinja]

What fish helps you hear better?

A herring aid

 

[SumoNinja]

What do you do when you find a shark on your bed?

You sleep somewhere else

 

[Sarertnoc Kram]

What happened to the legless salamander when it got ran over?

It became a tire track eel

Yea that was bad lmao

Haha


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[ILikeBichirs]

What do you do when you find a shark on your bed?

You sleep somewhere else

^
Best joke ever
Let's make that joke famous

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[japbart]

What do you do when you find a shark on your bed?

You sleep somewhere else

This


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[wtf]

not fish but....

How do you capture a polar bear?


Sneak up behind him and kick him in the ice hole.

 

[ILikeBichirs]

What do you call fish that needs to use the restroom....
You call it a P Bass :3

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[KellyFrancis]

What do you call fish that needs to use the restroom....
You call it a P Bass :3

This is cute...

 

[kevbc03]

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
you call it a Fsh.


lol so bad.