Behind enemy lines with owen wilson was terrible.
The true story is about a guy who crashes his aircraft and hides in a bush for a week, eating bugs, practicing survival skills, with the enemy meer yards away searching for him.
A really badass story in its own right.
The film adaptation was deplorable. Its about owen wilson being hunted by every Ak toting bad guy in eastern Europe. .. who have the accuracy of storm troopers and run around like a Benny hill gag squad. Our hero always evades capture and gratuitous machine gun Fire for 90 long minutes.
Don't get me started on the sequel. Which I think is neck and neck with lawnmower man for being the worst movie ever made.
Speaking of which lawnmower man was a short written by stephen king, and was ultimately made into the worst movie experience ever concieved. One time I was drunk in a cabin in the woods with a vcr and a handful of vhs tapes. I watched lawnmower man. To this day I regret it. If I had a time machine I wouldn't kill hitler, I'd go back and time and prevent my self from watching lawnmower man.
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