YO MAMA!!...

[varanio]

your momma is so hairy I use her back to scrape the algae off my glass

 

[varanio]

your momma is so ugly i put her next to my pond to scare the birds away from eating my fish

 

[SoCalKoI]

 

[varanio]

your momma is so nasty she licks the salt crystals off my bio balls

 

[PhullTank57]

Yo mama so sick... she plumbed a wet/dry sump, to a Little Giant mag pump, to a canister pond bead filter, to a UV sterilizor, out to her douche bag!! And... she still has leaks?!!

 

[varanio]

 

[PhullTank57]

lol! yeah, it was a long night... had a long drive in the rain, sold a fish that i didn't really want to sell, and got to take another drive out again, after slamming down some serious turkey!!

 

[FishSkins]

your momma is so hairy I use her back to scrape the algae off my glass

 

[PhullTank57]

Yo mama's back so hairy... she squirted mirror glaze on her back and buffed out my tank!!

 

[doubledragon]

yo mamma so stupid when I told her my new catfish only ate shrimp pellets she broke up a bunch of fish sticks and threw them in my tank


damn this thread is funny I'm glad I happened to find it