you know you are addicted to fish when...

[piranha45]

they broke up 2 days ago

 

[Wisdom16]

...when you want to be cremated and have your ashes used as the substrate in your next tank.

 

[guppy]

Or dusted on youd pellets as a mineral supplement

...when you want to be cremated and have your ashes used as the substrate in your next tank.

 

[anton671]

you go to work and the first link you open right after login on ur company PC are ur aquatic hobby forums like this and minimize it immediately before ur boss catches you.

 

[dayday]

when the wife thinks your makeing her favorite shrimp pasta dish and i you where doing in the kitchen is choping it up for your flowerhorn.



maybe this one is bad too but when the wife tells you to sleep on the couch and you a really looking forward to it because you can be close to your tank.

 

[sleepyflight]

when your parents come down for graduation, see your house and the first words are "and how are you planning to move all of this??, where did you get the money for this??" and still you will never have enough tanks.

 

[pufferking]

when your fish have a better love life than u do and u dont care

 

[Wisdom16]

when your fish have a better love life than u do and u dont care

Woah, that one really hit home for me

 

[phene4grene420]

when you unsuccessfully tried to impregnate your g/f or wife, but can manage to breed clown loaches