You know your a Monster Fish Keeper when....

[cockroach]

when you build a huge tank for just ONE fish

you take a trip and ask your hotel tour desk where the aquarium shops are

you get random people phoning to ask you about their fish tanks

you over hear your friends kids saying they are going to the fish place when coming to visit you

your electricity bill is higher than you gas bill

you have more tanks than furniture in you house( you only need one chair with wheels to see all your tanks)

paying your water bill is the number 1 priority every month

your friends tell their kids "dont go near that thing"

 

[Jaxolotl]

When a word "cute" or "beutiful" just not suit your fish
when you paranoid if you fish are ILLEGAL

 

[CichlidPharmer]

When you feed your captive mermaid by taking her out to dinner

 

[moxxommox]

When you have to put on scuba gear to clean your tank.

something like this???

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[dr_sudz]

...when your wife complains that all you do is talk about fish to who ever will listen.
... When your idea of foreplay is watching your wife feed your fish...
... When your wife threatens "If you ever cheat on me, the fish gets it!" And it works.

 

[guppy]

You left the lid up on the tank..., and now you can't find the cat.

 

[bmxer4ever]

You left the lid up on the tank..., and now you can't find the cat.

My favourite quote so far...!!!
Another funny thread....brilliant!

 

[Hasi]

When your parents are ready to kick you out of home because you promised to only have one tank...

 

[shoefreak03]

when you plan a vacation, you dont plan on things to do at destination but how and who will take care of the feeding and cleaning.

 

[DarthLungFish]

...When visa and mastercard start calling about your "Online Purchases" to FISH ROOM PLUS, BigAlsOnline and AquaScapeOnline.

...Worst Yet, When the Bills come in and you pay more for up-keep of the tanks than the Rent/car payments combined.