When you've covered up your workbench, spare desk and the table saw with aquariums and your only regret is that you can't cut an acrylic lid without draining a tank and moving it off the saw for a few minutes!
When you sneak catfish from Chinatown home and know they will hide so you'll get away with it!
When you're $10 in the hole on 'personal spending' funds, but can't pass up that false jaguar cat because you know how amazing he is.