You know you're a MonsterFishKeeper when....
- Thread starter rob0521
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When a day out with the girlfriend is taking her to all the local petshops. Or instead of saying that would be nice for my girlfriend, it's that would look nice in my fishtank
When a your tank leaks, it doesn't flood the room, it floods the whole house!
When that 12" fish is too small for your tank!
When the gph on your filter is more than the money you make in a year!
When you get yelled at for bad language because you keep saying MFKer!
When you wake up and can't find the cat!
When your tank is big enough for a mermaid!
When your smallest fish is bigger than you!
When you have to rent a U-Haul to get a new tank!
When that 12" fish is too small for your tank!
When the gph on your filter is more than the money you make in a year!
When you get yelled at for bad language because you keep saying MFKer!
When you wake up and can't find the cat!
When your tank is big enough for a mermaid!
When your smallest fish is bigger than you!
When you have to rent a U-Haul to get a new tank!
when your freind trys to play a prank on you by putting his caimen in the tank to "eat" your fish and your fish kicks the caimens ass the poor thing its tail was bitten up pretty bad but its fine now
tman;1033704; said:
Similarly for me.. "When your fish eat better than you do.."
I buy raw market shrimp all the time but it's been a while since I've ate seafood myself.
Went to wal-mart to get just shrimp for my fish and the checkout girl was like "Shrimp...I love shrimp, I wish I was eating some shrimp.." and then when I left "Have a good day.. enjoy your shrimp!"
