If you fart near your aquarium and your monsterfish gets spooked and smashes your heater.
that ain't gonna happen with a guppy.
trust me. I know
that ain't gonna happen with a guppy.
trust me. I know
You know you're a MonsterFishKeeper when....
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12 Volt Man;1068051; said:If you fart near your aquarium and your monsterfish gets spooked and smashes your heater.
that ain't gonna happen with a guppy.
trust me. I know
When you sell your xbox360 just to pay for part of your tank,,,,
and my favorite:
When your wife say's "That tank is so big you could bury me in it" and you respond "I'd never do that.........I Like the tank too much!"
or
When a friend who you admire is so gosh darn nuts he has to fabricate a trailer to get his new tank home, then he has to make plans to knock out a wall to fit the tank.........
hmmmmmmm, anybody you may know???
and my favorite:
When your wife say's "That tank is so big you could bury me in it" and you respond "I'd never do that.........I Like the tank too much!"
or
When a friend who you admire is so gosh darn nuts he has to fabricate a trailer to get his new tank home, then he has to make plans to knock out a wall to fit the tank.........
hmmmmmmm, anybody you may know???
When your finding fish stuff in the weirdest places.
Today I was hedging some bushes and found a filter pad in a pile of leaves
Today I was hedging some bushes and found a filter pad in a pile of leaves
When anything under 1 foot is considered a feeder.
When you send a city into a drought from a single water change.
When your friend says "Look at my new 75G" Then you say "That'd make a nice filter"
When you send a city into a drought from a single water change.
When your friend says "Look at my new 75G" Then you say "That'd make a nice filter"
1. When a single water change sends your city into drought.
2. When your afraid to lift the tanks lid open.
3. When your fish eat better than you ever did.
4. When a full grown oscar is considered a feeder.
5. When your friend brags about his new 180G, and all you can think of is "That'd make a nice sump".
6. When your monthly wage doesnt cover the weekly fish food bill.
2. When your afraid to lift the tanks lid open.
3. When your fish eat better than you ever did.
4. When a full grown oscar is considered a feeder.
5. When your friend brags about his new 180G, and all you can think of is "That'd make a nice sump".
6. When your monthly wage doesnt cover the weekly fish food bill.
7. when you are missing half of your pinky
8. when you are afraid to go to the bathroom at night because you think there might be ATF in your toilet bowl
9. when you name your children 'Festae' and 'Endichi'
10. when you tatoo your favorite guapote onto your chest
8. when you are afraid to go to the bathroom at night because you think there might be ATF in your toilet bowl
9. when you name your children 'Festae' and 'Endichi'
10. when you tatoo your favorite guapote onto your chest
