You Might Be a MFK If...

[rallysman]

.....the fish store calls you for advice
.....you've shed blood while feeding fish
.....it takes 2 people to scrape algae (one to scrape and one to defend)

 

[Malawi-]

...if your fish is larger than you.

 

[duke33]

......Your python stays hooked to the spare bathroom faucet.

 

[duke33]

...you have a 1 1/2" drain in the floor of your house.(added by you)

 

[rallysman]

......Your python stays hooked to the spare bathroom faucet.

hahaha that's totally me. I trip on it every morning and still leave it hooked up LOL.

 

[duke33]

hahaha that's totally me. I trip on it every morning and still leave it hooked up LOL.

 

[ettfettbranamn]

you know exactly what a python is and laugh about them..

 

[dragonfish]

I showed this thread to my wife and read off some of the you may be's to her. Too many times she shook her head and sadly agreed, especially about the quality of food and time spent with said fishes. Said the redeeming value of this site was that it made me seem more normal. I love you guys.

 

[Onion01]

...if anything smaller than 75g is a puddle.

 

[duke33]

..your granddaughter wants to swim in the 300.