You think your job is bad?
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Neervana;3611007; said:give me a truckload of corpses i'd take it on anytime. but that....? i'd rather sieve through someone's stomach contents then do that
Thank you for the clarification! Hard core stuff...lol
at first glance I thought the dude was waste deep inside the elephant's arse. Then I realized it's just his whole right arm that's inside the elephant. his head is actually behind the tail.
my job's not so bad, but after seeing this, it just went up a few notches anyways
my job's not so bad, but after seeing this, it just went up a few notches anyways
Neervana;3611007; said:give me a truckload of corpses i'd take it on anytime. but that....? i'd rather sieve through someone's stomach contents then do that
MMMM... thats hott
When you have a "I Hate My Job" day, try this:
On your way home from work,stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson Be very sure you get this brand.
When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair.
Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins.
Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement: "Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized ".
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson."
HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS!
On your way home from work,stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson Be very sure you get this brand.
When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair.
Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins.
Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement: "Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized ".
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson."
HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS!
The guy standing there with his hands on his hips looks as though he is tired of waiting for his turn.
